D.O.B.: Around Fall 2003
Origins: Pet store at Yonge and Lawrence; he was 9 months old and being given away for free because he was "unmanageable" and had been bought and returned three times. Working at a pet store does not, apparently, ensure that you'll know anything about bunnies (sexually mature at 3 months) or even have heard the phrase "breed like rabbits"; he wasn't fixed. When I asked, they assured me that you don't get bunnies fixed! We got him out of there and got him fixed and lo, no more peeing on couches.
BFF: Sophie
Nicknames: Bunt, Dread Pirate Gregory
Personality: Old thorn
Interesting fact: He has only one eye, but it can express more than enough disgust for two eyes.